To keep it straight
in your mind consider this: You are going about your life. Suddenly
massive balls of calcium start stacking up inside your abdomen.
Are you going to hold on to them just because you have not had sex
second bird myth is totally unrelated so I thought I would mention
it. Penguins occur in nature from the Equator on Southward.
That is down to the Antarctica, not the Arctic! No, they do
not hang out with Polar Bears who live in the Arctic. No, you
did not see them when you worked in Alaska, in the Arctic. Those
were puffins. No, I am not sorry you look stupid to all those
folks you told penguin tales to.
some penguin species even reside on the Galapagos Islands at the
equator (Cold weather would kill them), not floating around on icebergs
- and not in the Arctic! Yes, I realize my eggs are not all in one
basket. Delusional, close-minded people who insist you need a rooster
to fertilize your penguin eggs so polar bears won't lose their food
supply drove me crazy!
Nola L. Kelsey is the author of Bitch Unleashed: The Harsh Realities
of Goin' Country & coauthor of the wicked political/self-help,
satire Keeping the Masses Down. Both are available everywhere fun
books are sold. More of Nola's work may be read at: http://www.NolaKelsey.com